Thursday, September 23, 2004

Five Things That Will Never Happen

  • Someone will describe me as lanky.
  • I will watch someone bite their nails and it won't send me into paroxisms of irrational internalised rage.
  • I will pay money to voluntarily see a movie with 'Princess' in the title.
  • I will similarly start watching "McLeod's Daughters", and will care very, very deeply about it.
  • One of my Morning Commute Crushes will stare at me first, and for longer.
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    4 comments:

    1. Shade-n-froyduh5:26 pm

      I love that you have commute crushes.

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    2. The Other Andrew11:30 am

      Mary,
      commute crushes... pass in the street crushes... local cafe barrista crushes... catch the same elevator crushes...

      I could quite literally be here all day listing them all.

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    3. Anonymous10:52 am

      And gym locker room crushes. Ahh, they may be the best ones of all.

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    4. Miss Wired1:06 pm

      OMG, you have Morning Commute Crushes too?!

      I thought it was just me passing the time!

      [blush]

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